THE SWEET GIRLS GUIDE

We’ve all had one. That jealous girlfriend who’s a two faced little backstabber. She pretends to be your friend, yet tries to sabotage you every opportunity she gets. Oh bless her, because I’m about to tell you how to put her conniving ways to work for you. And the best part is, she’ll never know.

Her most prized target will naturally be your boyfriend or husband. Does she want him for himself, or does she want him only to get a victory over you? It doesn’t matter either way. In a glaze of rivalry, she will gather up evidence against you and pass them onto your man.

You’re going to feed her information.

As in court, anything you tell this girl can and will be held against you. Play dumb. Act like you don’t know. Then make sure the right stories get passed along through her to your man’s ears. But what are the right stories?

Scandalize her with giggly whispered confessions all of the cute men that are chasing you, at work or school, then let miss tattletale go to work.

Just make the whole thing up if you have to!

The beauty in all this is, you man cannot confront you with the ill gotten information, because he’s not supposed to know. She doesn’t want you to find out about her deceitful ways. You’ll know she’s the leak.  Every secret she shares with him begins with the phrase “Don’t tell her you know about this, but…”

He wants to keep close tabs on you. If you confront her angrily, she won’t feed him anymore information. Also, she secures him with a pact; “You have to promise not to say anything, because she’ll know it was me who told you.”

Treacherous by nature, she will not miss an opportunity to tell your man all about your flirtations. Tell her about the hot guys you’re around, and how they offer temptation by making passes at you.  Remember: It's okay if you're making it all up. 

It should go a little something like this: "So this guy I know is so totally hot. He's always looking at me, with these smoldering eyes, and the other day he was saying we should sneak off together and fool around. Now, you know I would never cheat on my man, but gawd, if you could just see this guys arms and shoulders! Don't tell my man or it would only upset him.I don't want him to know."

The treacherous little b*tch will run like a marathon sprinter to make sure your man hears all about it. She thinks it’ll make him want you less, but far from it, it makes him want you more.

He has something all the other men want. This makes him feel like a real Alpha Male.

Upsetting as her stories may be to him, they serve the important purpose of validating his masculinity. You must be quite a showpiece if all these other men are sniffing around.

This raises your value considerably in his eyes. You must really be worth something. He will feel the need to guard his property and keep you happy. 

Oh, the irony. She wants to tear you apart, but she will be bringing him closer to you than ever. He will stick to your side like glue rather than lose you to a rival male. By trying to undermine your relationship, when she is only making it stronger.

Make sure the stories you feed her sound semi-innocent, because she will certainly exaggerate.

Don't tell her you're cheating, or planning to cheat. If she crosses the line and exaggerates something too far, just tell him the incident was harmless and she was making it sound bad. Don’t worry; he will believe you over her. 

By “He will believe you over her,” I really mean he may not believe you at all. But rest assured he isn’t going anywhere. You’re still his, so that means he’s a point ahead of his rivals. Just tune into the wild kingdom if you want to see this concept in action. It’s in their DNA to compete with other males over females. He cannot help himself. He is defeated by his own nature.

When you get started, the only thing you must watch is that this girl is not hotter than you are. Make sure she is at the same level of attractiveness, or beneath you in looks. Pick someone you know he wouldn't be interested in. Later, when you get good at this, not even a beauty queen could turn his attention away from you.

Haven't you ever been baffled why a certain man won’t leave his woman even though everyone in town knows she's running around on him? "I just don't understand why he stays with her! He knows how she is!" 

And what makes it sadder still, is that he treats her like a queen. Again, the answer lies within the question itself. He's not treating her like a queen despite the fact she runs around on him. He treats her like a queen because of it.

The good news is you don't have to be a cheater to get the same treatment. Once you get this technique down you'll wonder how you'd ever keep a descent relationship without a jealous girlfriend close at hand.